Monthly Archives: October 2009

I’ve wanted to get Guitar Hero since I played it over a year ago at my sister-in-law’s house.  But I was too cheap.  I couldn’t justify the cost. While the songs were okay, there were lots that I didn’t know.  … Continue reading →

Dear Perky Little Red Shoes, We simply cannot continue on like this.  Something has just got to change. When we first went out together, I was infatuated with you.  Your tucks were beguiling.  Your little buttons, so charming.  You whispered … Continue reading →

The mattress salesman was aghast.  “You’ve had your current mattress for how long?” Long enough to make it fit me just right.  At night, I like to slip into my luge-like trough on my side of the bed and wiggle … Continue reading →

When I was eleven years old, I attempted to learn how to knit. Purl one, knit two. Click, click, click went my size 9 needles. My first project was a simple square hot pad. It ended up being a trapezoid. … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. UTA Bus Driver, Yesterday morning it was 30 degrees Fahrenheit as I stood waiting at the bus stop. Do you know what that means? That is 3 degrees below freezing. Did you catch that word – BELOW – … Continue reading →