Monthly Archives: December 2009
A Feather Christmas to Me
My husband comes to me today and says, “I need my Levis washed.” “I did all of the wash yesterday.” “But, I want them washed so I can wear them this afternoon.” Sigh. I looked around to see what else … Continue reading
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Merry Christmas!
My family wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. (For this Christmas carol, we used our very expensive and highly tuned musical instruments on which we have practiced, and practiced, and practiced.)
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Social Networking
I had a few groceries to get today. As I planned my day, I allotted myself thirty minutes to get them — a hit-and-run on the grocery store. I didn’t take into consideration that I would be social networking à … Continue reading
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Dear Mr. Sandman
Dear Mr. Sandman, After your miserable performance last night (or should I say the lack of performance), I feel compelled to write and file a formal complaint. I fulfilled my part of our contractual agreement. I got into bed at … Continue reading
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Me — A Pysmatic Logomaniac
A while back, Lisa (from Grandma Briefs), recommended that I ask Santa for the book The Gilded Tongue. Being the impetuous person that I am, I couldn’t wait for him to deliver it on Christmas Eve. So, I played Santa … Continue reading
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