Weight Loss Program
November 25th, 2009 | 
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Worried about gaining weight on Thanksgiving? Are your math skills shored up enough for the mind-numbing calorie counting that looms on your eating horizon? Do you have haunting nightmares about succumbing to the allure of eating piece after piece of delicious pie?
Fear not! The Lewis Weight Loss program is for you. Cast off all of those worries. They will hound you no more.
The Lewis Weight Loss program doesn’t require you to count calories. You don’t have to exercise till you drop dead. Nor do you have to buy special foods. And, after the initial treatment, having enough will power will never be a problem again. With our program, weight loss is guaranteed or your money back.
The Lewis Weight Loss program consists of two simple steps*:
- Purchase teeth whitening gel (that is double the strength that you are used to)
- Leave the teeth whitening tray (filled with that lovely double powered gel) on your teeth for over double the recommended length of time
That’s all there is to it!
When you remove your tray, you will notice that your gums are hanging in milky white shreds. Do not worry. This is normal.
Your gums and teeth will ache like there is no tomorrow. Do not worry. This is normal. This curbs any desire what-so-ever for eating (or putting anything into your mouth) for the rest of your life. Guaranteed or your money back.
Repeat process when there is the slightest hint that the pain is receding (which scientific research proves will never happen in your lifetime).
*Fine print: A teeth whitening tray is a prerequisite for participaitng this outstanding program.
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November 26th, 2009 9:02 am
I know you ar ewgetting old, but I didn’t realize your hearing was going! You even repeated me when i said 1/2 an hour! Would you like some fries with your hamburger like gums? I know what you are going through though. I didn’t rinse out all the toothpaste after brushing, and when I out the bleach trays in, white, sore gums appeared instantly! Enjoy Thanksgiving anyway! Pumpkin pie and whipped cream won’t hurt a bit!
November 26th, 2009 9:03 am
I know you are getting old, but I didn’t realize your hearing was going! You even repeated me when i said 1/2 an hour! Would you like some fries with your hamburger like gums? I know what you are going through though. I didn’t rinse out all the toothpaste after brushing, and when I out the bleach trays in, white, sore gums appeared instantly! Enjoy Thanksgiving anyway! Pumpkin pie and whipped cream won’t hurt a bit!
November 26th, 2009 8:38 pm
Wow. That sounds effective. Thanks for developing this great method for us. I’m so sorry that Thanksgiving indulgence doesn’t hold it’s usual appeal.
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